Witz des Tages

[Juke]

Z.B. hier: viewtopic.php?p=127201#p127201

Aber watt willze machen, wenn du a) nie wieder tanken und b) Cabrio fahren möchtest?

Schöne Grüße
Dirk

[triona]

...Kofferraum von meinem völlig unpraktischen aber extremst geilen Auto...

Ein Blueser, der mit so einem Hobel vorfährt und dann auf Hut spielt

You've got the blues if you drive an Edsel Villager, Dodge Monaco or Pontiac Safari;
you don't have the blues if you drive a Mercedes, a Volvo or a MG
(ich finde leider den Originaltext nicht mehr)

... oder so ähnlich ...

I'd like to do a song of great social and political impact
It goes like this:

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So, oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So, oh, Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me and buy the next round
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

Everybody

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

J.J., Blues Lady
... Dabei hat sie selber einen Porsche gehabt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgBdVew5Lm4